CULTURALOBSESSION

WE DON'T MARKET. WE DOMINATE

At Ripe Melland Media, we don’t pitch campaigns. We engineer movements. Our ideas don’t tiptoe around “brand awareness.” They detonate it. We write, script, and build worlds that make your business impossible to ignore. From cinematic brand storytelling to viral content ecosystems, we fuse creative genius with strategic precision to make sure your name isn’t just seen, it’s remembered, repeated, and revered.

We’re not here to chase algorithms or outpost your competitors. We’re here to architect cultural relevance that lasts. We don’t speak in slideshows. We speak in headlines, taglines, and unforgettable emotional hooks. Every brand we touch becomes a force, not a formula. Every campaign? A calculated eruption.

We don’t chase clients. We magnetize the right ones. We’re not a marketing agency. We’re the sharp edge between art and commerce. This is brand warfare and we make sure you win.

THE BRAND RESURRECTION LAB

We don’t “refresh” brands. We break the fourth wall, crack open the soul of your story, and rebuild you into a living, breathing force. Especially in entertainment, where most people play safe and boring, we make sure you’re unforgettable and lucrative.

Services:

• Brand strategy & story

• Identity positioning for creators and founders

• Naming, vibe building, copywriting

• Visual narrative and launch mapping

• Personal brand growth (especially for entertainment professionals, founders, and disruptors)

$1,000

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If it’s dead, we raise it. If it’s stale, we burn it down and build something timeless.

CREATIVE CONSULTING FOR ICONIC PROJECTS

This is where you bring me in when you're not sure what you need — but you know you're meant to create something massive. A new show, a platform, a podcast, a campaign, a content ecosystem. I help visionaries (and sometimes brands pretending to be visionaries) think ten steps ahead and then I help them make it real.

Services:

• Platform creation (think: “the next ESPN”)

• Campaign strategy and creative oversight

• Longform storytelling across channels

• Cultural positioning

• Naming, taglines, formats, flow

• Content calendars, creative IP, and launch sequencing

$5,000

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If you’re building something big — I see every stone you haven’t turned over yet.

CULTURE-DRIVEN CONTENT & SOCIAL MEDIA STRATEGY

We specialize in building real momentum with real voice, whether it’s for you, your book, your brand, or your show. We craft content that magnetizes, mobilizes, and multiplies without ever becoming a cringe trend chaser.

Services:

• Strategic content planning

• TikTok/Instagram/YouTube campaign creation

• Brand storytelling for social

• Engagement psychology

• Viral video scriptwriting

$1,000

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Go viral without selling your soul.

CONTACT US

Have a concept so bold you never thought it could be turned into a movie, a series, or a brand? That’s exactly where Ripe Melland Media excels. We don’t just write scripts, we architect them. From impossible premises to intricate structures, we transform wild ideas into commercially viable, cinematic realities. If you’re ready to build what others can’t even imagine, you’ve come to the right place.

WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT US

How can I begin to describe my time with Poveda... It was simply life-changing! I always imagined that Bali would be a breathtaking destination, but thanks to Poveda, I was able to not just experience the culture, but have once-in-a-lifetime memories. I got so much more than I ever anticipated from my holiday.

- Alice Bloomberg