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The Yard Sailors

Format: Feature-Length Film

Genre: Character-Driven Comedy / Family Drama / Slice-of-Life Dramedy with Emotional and Satirical Undertones

Tone Keywords: Heartfelt, witty, suburban, cinematic, redemptive, emotionally intelligent

Author: Shanan Melland

Film Logline: When a single mother on the verge of losing her home agrees to host a yard sale with her shopaholic best friend, the event spirals into a weekend of chaos, confession, and unexpected connection revealing that sometimes, the things we sell aren’t what we need to let go of.

Core Themes & DNA: The Yard Sailors is a tender, sharply observed portrait of midlife reinvention and the absurdity of suburban survival. It blends humor and heart with a John Hughes–style humanity, exploring debt, dignity, and the unspoken grief of starting over. Equal parts Little Miss Sunshine and The Way Way Back, the film reminds us that even when life falls apart, laughter and community have a way of piecing us back together.

Tier: Premium License

Ownership Clause: Buyer receives full rights and copyright ownership to the purchased work immediately upon delivery. This license includes full IP transfer with no ongoing royalties or residuals due. However, a “Story By” credit must be maintained in all uses, productions, adaptations, and derivative works. No refunds. No exceptions.

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