The Arsenal
Welcome to the Ripe Melland Media Store. A collection of ideas so sharp they should come with a warning. This isn’t your average shop. It’s a vault of narrative power, cultural disruption, and premium tools for creators, producers, and thinkers who don’t just want content, they want impact.
Every item in this store is engineered to move. From savage dating books to cinematic screenplays, viral-ready games to white-label service packages, everything here is built to be owned, launched, and loved. We don’t do fluff. We don’t sell filler. We build assets. And you get to walk away with full control.
In the Books section, you’ll find survival guides, red-flag translators, city bucket lists, story bibles, and culture-shifting commentary that reads like entertainment and hits like truth. These are books for people who are done pretending they don’t care.
In the Screenplays section, we offer one-of-a-kind scripts — award-worthy blockbusters, cult classics, and made-for-TV projects, all packaged and polished for producers who need IP ready to go. Buy it. Own it. Build your empire.
In Games, you’ll find our infamous Trivia of Terror collection, red flag dating cards, bingo sets, and icebreakers that are smart, savage, and secretly soul-cracking. Every deck is a portal. Party-tested, reader-approved.
This isn’t just a store. It’s a revolution disguised as a product line. And everything in it is designed to help you tell better stories, launch bolder brands, and break whatever rules were holding you back.
Go ahead. Shop like you mean it.

